March 2012
Perk of having a dog as a pet:
woodendreams:
Any food you accidentally drop and don’t feel like picking up, your awesome dog will be more than happy to clean for you immediately.
February 2012
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Me: What's the difference between me and a calendar?
The World: What?
Me: A calendar has dates, and I don't.
The world: True, sucks for you.
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chlso:
i’m wearing your hoodie to sleep and it smells just like you and your room. like vanilla and cinnamon and pepsi, and then it reminds me of the crinkles by your eyes and the scruff on your face because you refuse to go clean shaven. i’m so glad you finally let me steal this particular hoodie, because it’s soft and blue and i love it. i’m wrapped up in it, but i really wish it was your arms...
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and repeat.
autumnfires:
Would it be strange to say I wanted to keep you? I’d tuck you away like the secrets you whispered to me through the phone lines, fold you up until you were paper-thin and I could slip you between my joints, my limbs, my fingertips. Every part of me. I would have kept you warm, rubbed my hands together until my palms bloomed like the quiet fireworks we never got to watch. It was in...
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
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“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via modernmethadone)
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me during the day: wow i'm so tired i think it's time for a six hour nap
me at night: i'm kinda in the mood for a swim
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